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SHARKS CAN ASSUME HUMAN FORM
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The Sawmi began moaning and ran off to lock himself in a closet when we asked him to comment on this, so we will quote from his book.
. . ."Terrifying as it is, through some means as yet unknown to modern science, sharks are capable of appearing as normal human beings, almost totally indistinguishable from you and me. It must be said that the idea of sharks manifesting in human form is a concept so repugnant to decent sharks that only the scum of the shark world could possibly be recruited to do it. . ."Although this idea must send chills down the spine of all decent people and fills the hapless Sawmi with the most profound dread, there is no other possible explanation (for certain trends and events in human history.) Even more disturbing are the clear indications that they have continued this foul and unnatural practice with increasing frequency up to the present day, and that there are certainly sharks walking among us at this very moment.
"But in my understandable anxiety concerning this matter, I am running a bit ahead of the story. I want to reassure you that the situation is not nearly as bad as it could be, and that there is still, perhaps, a faint glimmer of hope. In any case, as long as ordinary people exercise extreme caution and avoid obvious high risk situations, the odds are probably not too bad that they can avoid serious trouble and live reasonably happy and productive lives."